Dogdugunuz andan itibaren sizi Chanel incilere, tweed kumaslara sarar sarmalar, Chanel No5'la da her gun banyo yapmanizi saglardi heralde. Sirt cantasi yerine koca koca cantalarla giderdim okula daha anaokulundan itibaren. Mahallenin en kokosh kizi olur, milleti catir catir catlatirdim.
Aaaaah ah... Karl'in bir torununun olmasi icin, once bir cocugunun olmasi, cocuk icin de Karl'in heteroseksuel olmasi gerekir. Karl bir hetero olsaydi, o zaman Karl, Karl olmazdi! Bu kadar eksantrik bir tarzi olamayabilirdi! O yuzden moda dunyasinin hatrina, Karl'in torunu olma hayalimden vazgeciyorum.
Wouldn' t you want a grandfather as cool as Karl Lagerfeld?!
He would've probably wrapped you in tweed fabrics and pearls first thing as you're born. He would've made sure you got baptised in Chanel No5. I would've never worn a backpack to school, a big Chanel purse would've been more appropriate for Lagerfeld's granddaughter in kindergarten. All my peers would turn blue with envy because I wouldve been the most Coco-esque girl on the block.
Would've, should've... Karl can not have a granddaughter cuz he is not hetero. And if Karl was hetero, then Karl wouldnt be Karl. Then Chanel would not have been the Chanel that it is today. You know what? I give up my dreams of being his grandaughter for the sake of the fashion world.